HVH3 #91 Hash Trash (The Hash Previosuly known as HVH3 #83)
Atkins Reservoir, Amherst, MA
Start. (1830 HRS) A parking area a few hundred yards east of Atkins Reservoir on Cushman Road in Amherst, Mass.
Hash Date: Thursday evening, May 20th, 2004.
Hare: Comes on Vacation
Hounds: Anti-Coch, Cainus Lickus, Col. Mustard, Hand Job, Mister Hankey. and the kennel hounds
Virgin: Just Mike
Virgin Mike and Anti-Coch got to the start a little early, but luckily the hare's POV was in plain sight along with a cooler of delicious beer on ice. We figured this to be an offering to the hash gods so we indulged in some ritual. Before long everyone else arrived.
The Hare appeared and led the assembled kennel in a chalk talk on top of a bridge across a feeder canal to the reservoir. I forget how much a cranium start she asked for, but I believe she got it. Besides, we were too busy enjoying the beers and applying bug spray. Virgin Mike commented that Off isn't necessarily a good idea fer yer balls under a kilt. Anti-Coch also broke in his new kilt with it's first hash.
Trail proceeded west on Cushman Rd and then ducked into some woods which ran by some bogs and then along a canal. At a check, Hand Job went north across the canal, while Cainus went south. Anti-Coch decided to go into the canal ( and it was good! ), ( unless of course you depend on that place for your water supply...) True trail ended up being south along the dam that holds the water back for the reservoir. It was a really serene moment, geese swimming by, sun setting in the west and hashers.
Trail then proceeded west along Cushman Road and then the pack got confused by a check at the base of some uphill road. Trail was eventually spotted further west and then it ducked into a trail south of the road. This was a long logging road which eventually led us to BEER CHECK No. 1!!!! As usual for a COV trail there was some really good brews in a bag. I believe it was Tetleys and some Newcastle. Trail then went south a cuople of yards to some ass fault and a check. Again we was confused, but Cainus spotted true trail going easterly. I don't know what road we were on but there were some old farms and ponds and it looked really cool.
Trail eventually went north along a trail and on to BEER CHECK No. 2!!!!!! This trail was receiving high marks in my book. Trail then got shiggalicious and light began to fade. We were all taking turns being FRBs and DFLs because the trail was well laid ( I said "Laid", he he he he...) Anyway, the trail went hither and thither, and eventually for the first time in mammary, I somehow became FRB! I figured, what the heck, I've done lots of down downs, why not one for over-achieving for once. As Cainus and I sprinted for the trails end, I was passed by a very familiar looking Toyota Tundra. It was black and even had an OnOn footsie. Hmmmmm?
At the trails end I made a beeline for the canal and had a very refreshing skinny dipping experience. I was soon joined by Virgin Mike.
We soon circled up. Anti-Coch gave the trail a 6.9 for two beer checks and scenery, Virgin Mike gave the trail a 15, well whadya want - he's a new wanker, Cainus gave the trail a.69 to average out Mike's 15. Mr. Hankey gave the trail, a 7, I think, because he liked it. Col. Mustard gave the trail high marks too. I forget what Hand Job gave it, but I'm sure it was favorable. Accusations for the hare were: Not enough water, shiggy, and stuff. She had to do a down down to that song about the little bird on a pole.
Virgin Mike was then placed in the proper position and instructed how to do a down down. When asked who made he cum, he replied, "Joe". I was screwed, it had been so long since I had brought a virgin I forgot to pre-indoctrinate him about that. Unfortunately there was only one drinking vessel, so Scruffy and Zuni, the Hash hounds, were kind enough to let me use their water bowl. So I had to join Virgin Mike in a down down. His favorite Barnyard animal is a rooster, a.k.a. "A Cock!" His favorite sexual position is doggy style, WOOF! WOOF! Asked if he ever found himself on a bus full of queers would he getoff? He replied "Most Certainly!"
After some more debauchery and such, we all caravaned to Cainus and COV's abode, and for once we didin't even have to break in. COV made some delicious chow, I forget what it was called, but heh, We was drinkin'
We all hung out till about 10:30ish and then me and Just Mike hit the road.
Cainus Lickus volunteered to hare the next hash which will be on Thursday, June 3rd.
Your Most Humble Scribbler,
Anti-Coch
ps, the registration page is up for the Burlington Invihasional and also Boston's 35th weekend Boston's 35th Analversary is the weekend of June 4 - 6. The Burlinton Invihashional is the weekend after Buffett III ( So that would make it July 16, 17, 18.) that was originally Hartford's 100th, but it sounds like they are going to combine their 100th with the invihashional and call their 100th either one of the Ugh's or a fatboy hangover hash.
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