HVH3 #89 Hash Trash "Flutter's Fatboy Hangover Hash in Chicopeepee"
(The Hash Previously known as HVH3 #81 or 77... depends)
Start: Parkin' lot at the Hu Ke Lau Restaurant Chicopee, Mass.
Hash Date: Sunday, April 25th, 2004.
Hare: Flutterby
Hounds: MILWF, COV, Cainus Lickus, Col. Mustard, Hand Job, Anti-Cock, and the kennel hounds
Visitors: [ Hardfarts all ] FMT, and Havelock.
HVH3 #77 Or something like that.
Madame Flutterby graciously hosted a Fatboy Hangover hash on Sunday, April 25th which started at the Hu Ke Lau on Route 33 in Chicopeepee, Mass. We're calling it a hangover hash because almost half of the hashers returned from the Halve Mein NURD Hash to do the hangover hash.
The pack assembled at 1350 HRs at the pre-arranged assembly area for a short pre-lube and the usual chalk talk. We sang some warm-up songs, ("Father Birmingham, Likes Alter Boys, and Alter boys like Father Birmingham...") and we waited around until a little past 1430HRs, then took off in pursuit of a hangover cure. We later found out that Hand Job just missed the start and Havelock was not too far behind her. Then FMT arrived just after them.
We followed hash marks east behind the Hu Ke Lau, then south and then east again just above the parking lot where the Fairfield mall used to be. Trail then ran towards and along Fuller Road towards Westover AFB. Trail then zigged and zagged thru a trailer park then back out to Fuller Road. Then it ran west thru a large construction site sortof thing to the first beer check. We refreshed our wanker souls with nice cold cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon and what were the other ones? Schlitz? Oh and this is where we were joined by the hare and he informed us that FMT, HJ, and Havelock were on trail. So we opted to wait for them until they could join us.
We On On 'ed back to trail and ran about 3/4 of a mile to the second beer check. It was in some Hole in the Wall Tavern whose name I never noticed. COV and Cainus tried recruiting at the bar.
We had some brews and ran back to the SP.
After Hare in the circle, we brought up accusations on trail. MILWF was accused of committing the most heinous crime of attempting to hide hashing in new sneakers. She vehemently denied the fact that they were new, but upon being confronted with drinking or wearing, she chose to wear her "newness" out of 'em.
Which leads us to our second accusation, again against MILWF. This time for having a very lame hash name that was not awarded by the HVH3, much less having been named at a BH3 away hash. A renaming was demanded by the pack, so after thoughtful nominations ( "Toy Box", "Cum Guzzling Crack Ho", and there was another one I'm forgetting) , hence forth she will be the hasher known as,
"Drill Me, Sergeant!!!"
The circle did some religion and the hash went in Peace.
The next hash will be in two weeks, still at least one more Sunday. hare will be yours truly. ( Anti-Cock) Place and time TBA.
HVH3 Scribe, AC
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