HVH3 #81 Hash Trash "Skydive Hangover Hash"
(The Hash Previously known as HVH3 #73)
HVH3 #81
Northampton Airport, Skydive Hangover Hash
Start: Noonish, Sunday 21 Sept 03
Hare: Canis Lickus
Hounds: The Many and varied semi-recovered Skydive hashers
A fat boy recovery run was live-hared by Cainus Lickus of Happy Valley
(assisted by AntiCock). As a warm up exercise after the hares departed,
Anal Avenger abandoned the Father Birmingham, for the cockroach exercise.
Hashers all lay down on their backs with their arms and legs in the air,
imitating dying cockroaches. Then we got on all 4s and swatted as if being
molested from behind. Just Indy said she had finally found her favorite
position (cockroach taking it up the *ss).
A good number of hashers never left camp (it really wasn't a fat boy run,
it
was around 4 miles), but the rest of us ambled off toward Rt. 91. By the
fairgrounds we found a check that baffled the pack for a while, but
eventually we found trail leading over into a residential area and under
some abandoned railroad tracks to a beer check in the woods. There was
Guinness in addition to other assorted brands. We refreshed ourselves.
Shine
On sang a song about a dead squirrel and we were on our way. Trail went
along the abandoned tracks to a bike path, which we crossed and then down
along the CT. River. Trail then went back along the air field to A (where
we
saw a commemorative chalk inscribing of the snaring of the hare by Anal
Avenger)
Puffy was yet again the RA. There were a few comments that I didn't write
down, but the trail was positively received by the pack. The hares did a
down down and may have sung some song.
Naming:
There was an effort to name Just Indy, due to her inopportune remark at
the warm up for the hash. She was not named Hard On Developer, Cums Again, nor
Cockroach Taking It Up The *ss. We said she'd be named "Next Week" for
now.
Nacho, the cat, did not get named either, but he has never actually done a
trail. He was not named, Grouchy Pussy, Pussy with Teeth, Cheesy Pussy,
Quivering Pussy, Pussy Gator nor Detachable Pussy. However, Hairy *ss did
get a down down for playing with pussy in the circle and not sharing with
others.
Accusations:
Backsliding - Dewey Do Me
Snaring Hare - Cainus (Anal Avenger was as usual running off trail ... but
on his way back he somehow stumbled upon the hare setting the remaining
trail after the BC).
--- Cums Alone, storm scriber
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