HVH3 #79 Hash Trash "Whut-choo talkin' 'bout Wedemeyer?"
(The Hash Previously known as HVH3 #72 the 1st of two #72s...)
HVH3 #79
The Harp, Amherst
Start: 18:45 Friday, 22 Aug 03
Hare: Canis Lickus
Hounds: Comes on Vacation, Anti-Cock, Virgins Cheryl & Tiffany, Just Frank, Just Ken(4 hashs?)
Late cummers: Dick.com
The pack assembled outside the Harp at the appointed and lubriciously annointed hour. The hares did a chalk talk to the assembled hashers and virgins. The RA ("Pro-Tem") led the various wankers in a rousing version of Father Abraham and Joe (From the Button Factory).
The hare was off at approximately 1945HRs, this being a live hare because any marks would've been washed away by the lightning and downpours we experienced about a half hour before the hash.
The trailing pack gave chase after a ten minute cranium start.
The trail crossed the road in front of The Harp and bushwacked thru some farmers field. A barbed wire obstacle was breached by crawling under it and thru muck, which I think might've been cow poop runoff. "Virgin Tiffany" ripped open her shorts at the wire obstacle, but was ass-sured no one would be offended.
Trail then snaked thru some more fields before it crossed back over the ass-fault and ran easterly towards some woods behind a housing complex off Rt.63.
In the woods, we were forced to cross some raging rain swollen creek about four times. Chants off "Kill The Wabbit" permeated the glade, and virgins Tiffany & her friend "Virgin Cheryl" had to be calmed with assurance that indeed there would be refreshment ahead ( yeah, I said HEAD). Luckily crossing and recrossing the stream washed off most of the offal from obstacle No. one.
Trail eventually crossed over a big field behind Puffers Pond. Trail then entered Puffers Pond, which wasn't so bad, and kind of refreshing. The trail followed along the edge of the pond and crossed over the road into the woods where the beer check was last time. Here trail followed upstream to the beer check which was just below a waterfall and swimming hole. Virgin Tiffany decided to go skinny dipping, especially since she had so little left to shed. We didn't want her to feel alone so we all joined her.
It was exceptionally humid at this point, so we decided to finish trail by walking the rest of it. The pack ended back at the Harp as this was an A to A hash.
Circle accusations flew fast and furious, "Don't give me any SHIT!" was a popular saying in lieu of obstacle No.1. "Not enough naked ass on trail" (Virgin Cheryl to Virgin Tiffany). "Mud?, What Mud?" was another accusation. Anyway the Hare was put in the middle and was made to do a down down of Youngs Chocolate Porter.
Virgins were Man Handled by yours truly. Virgin Cheryl's favorite barnyard animal, was enthusiastically, "A Cock", and if she ever found herself on a busload of Lesbians, she was, "Along for the whole ride". Virgin Tiffany was made to do a pre-questioning down down, for having a "poofter" name. Virgin Tiffany was made to Cum by a "John"- We asked if that was a trade moniker or just his name? Hence CL had to join her for a down down. Virgin Tiffany's favorite barnyard animal is a hare. Hmmmm? She guessed that the square root of 69 was "8 something?" Cheers erupted all around. They arose after a down down and were virgins no more.
The pack then entered the Harp and sucked down pitchers of Beamish Irish Stout. and munchies were ordered all around. We were then joined by latecummer, Dick.Com
Pack included: CL, COV, AC, Virgins Cheryl & Tiffany, Just Frank, Just Ken(4 hashs?), and late cummer Dick.Com
Respectfully Submitted,
Cadet Wedermeyer
Faber ' 62
HVH3 Scribe
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