HVH3 #72 Hash Trash
(The Hash Previously known as HVH3 #65)

Okay

Date/ Time Group: 0305291830 ( May 29, 2003 - 6:30 p.m. )

Location: SP Groff Park, South Amherst, off Rte116

Mission: Good old fashioned hashin'

Hare: Cainus Lickus

HVH3 Faithful: Comes On Vacation, Madame Flutterby, Cajonas,
Mothers Little Douchebag, NFN Herb ( hash No. 3 for him),
Anti-Cock, NFN Ch. Aberdeen's Cocoa Puff of Osi ( "Puffer" )

Virgins: Just Amy, and Just Nadine

The pack assembled in the parking lot of the park and pre - lubed with some tasty beverage. Chalk talk was given, and the Hare was given a 15 minute cranium start. The pack gave the Hare about as much time as was requested and then was off in pursiut of Beer, shiggy and whatever.

The trail followed the course of a stream, more or less, and then the trail shigged and shagged this a way and that a way, thru brambles, farm fields and power line right of ways. That pre - mentioned stream was always right there and anticipation built as we wondered when we would have to cross it.

The trail eventually came out at a bridge above a road, where the pack had to search for true trail. MLDB eventually spied true trail as it went under the bridge and down an embankment then thru and around that stream again. Here trail got a bit shiggilicious!

But then there was a sign of salvation, and it was good! (BN) the BN found us consuming high quality Beamish and Boddintons on a foot bridge above said stream.
Too soon, On - On brought us back onto trail. Trail got quite slippery and gooey ( Nice touch Cainus!) But then it emerged onto what I think was the Norwotuck Rail Trail.

Trail went along the bike pathway for awhile then scooted off to the right and on to the second beer check. I must mention that it was a really scenic trail throughout the Hash, farm fields, nice vistas, no bugs, etc. Good amount of mud and water. After the second beer check, trail proceeded onto some ass fault back to the SP.

At the SP some of us went for the first Nekkid swim of the season ( BTW, Brrrrrr the water was COLD!) and then we did Circle.

Madame Flutterboy was nice enuf to RA. Violations were paid for, to include MLDB's recent backsliding incident where he got caught doing laundry right next to an SP!!! And other sundry infractions.

The Virgins, who are Virgin no more, impressed those of the HVH3 assembled with their skills, wit and charm ( And ability to Quaff copius amounts of brew quickly) Virgin Amy's favorite sexual position involves a trapeze, and Virgin Nadine's favorite barnyard animal is a cow, because she likes to pull on Teats! ( I couldn't make that one up!)
BTW, NFN Herb has taken to Hashing like a duck to water! Not only is it nice to have newbies around, but High Quality Newbies is outstanding.

On In was at the Moan 'n Dove. It was something like poetry night for drunks, or somethin'. We drank some, and then spotted a HVH3 list lurker, Chuggerbomb! Chuggerbomb was caught and did a Scotch down - down. He was coaxed to cum to the next hash, so we'll have to work on him. I left at about 2200HRs so if anything else happened, those responsible will have to relate it. On my return home I was greeted by two nekkid women in my hot tub, but we'll save that for a bedtime story sometime in the future.

HVH3 Scribe
Anti - Cock

PS, next hash might be changed from a Thursday night to Sat June 14, or Sunday June 15. Flutterby to Hare. Probably at his abode in Granby

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