HVH3 #69! Hash Trash "The Return from the beach"
(The Hash Previously known as HVH3 #62)


HVH3# 69 (if only we'd known!

When: 3/4 May 03 (A quickly thrown together pick-up hash)

Honorable Hare: Madame Flutterby
Hounds: Dewey Do Me, Anti-Cock, NFN Roy (HVH3)
Visitors: Pond Scum, Puff 'n Stuff (BH3), Sphincter Sicle (Hartford H3)
Virgin: Just Traci
Start Point: Some place sandy and hot

First Check: Germany
Second Check: Westover ARB
Beer Check: Flutter's in Granby

The Hare was ambushed on his return to his abode. The ETA was totally a SWAG, but amazingly we arrived a moment before Team Drunk. Team Drunk was in the driveway no more than three minutes, when Flutter was driven home by his progenitor. He was quickly anointed with a down - down. The pack moved inside so that the Honarary hare could change out of his stylin' threads into some Hash clothes.

"And there was much Rejoicing" The pack then moved into the backyard amidst the detritus from Buffet Hash One. Many, many downs - downs were downed in a very short amount of time. Sphincter Sicle began to broil flesh for the occasion on the barbie. ( Did you know he makes excellant burgers? Well - he does!)

Puffy ignited a pile of tinder that Anti-Cock fueled into a towering inferno (Which was a good thing because the temperature began to dip into the upper twenties.) How the honored hare withstood the temperature change was amazing ( It must have been all the juice in his system)

Team Drunk presented the returned conquering Airman with a Viking helmet and baubles to mark his re-entry. He was also presented with a designer cake festooned with light ( Miller Light?) Dewey found the creamy stuff to be "A-1"

After gorging ourselves on Sphincters delicious burgers and cake, we proceeded back to the fire for many, many, many brewskis. Sometime around midnight, we began to play some version of Jenga, that I was so wasted for that I just couldn't figure out the rules. Except for the part about drinking beers.

About 0115HRS, ( Which BTW must have been the Hare's, what?, 28th hour awake?)
Those of us who had to drive home - did. But not before an emotional group grope and farewell.

Perhaps those who slept (?) over can provide a glimpse of the debauchery that followed the 0115HRS departure of the scribe in an annex to be added to this Hash Trash.

HVH3 Scribe
AC

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