HVH3 #63 Hash Trash
(The Hash Previously known as HVH3 #59)
Abuse me unmercifully with leather instruments and baby oil if I'm wrong, but I believe this past Sundays Hash was HVH3 No. 59. (ed.- Heh heh. wait 'til I tell him 'bout the great renumeration.)
Hare: Madame Flutterby
SP: Rafters parking lot, Amherst, Ma. Sunday, November 17, 2002
Hashers: Cainus Lickus, Comes On Vacation, Anti-Cock, Hand Job.
Virgin (s): NFN Frank.
The pack converged upon Amherst's premier sports bar, having braved snow, sleet and rain, only to have the clouds part in time for our circle. Hash marks and such were explained to the virgin, as we quaffed his offering of homemade hard cider. We waited patiently for Hand Job, and also for an out of town visitor, who had e-mailed about cumming, but (Who knows?) At Your Cervix might still be searching for Rafters.
The Hare axed for a 10 minute cranium start and was graciously given , perhaps 12 minutes as we did one last look inside Rafters for At Your Cervix. But alas, the Hash was on! ( Oh, BTW, since the ground was covered in snow and slush, Flutterby ingeniously devised Hash from mixing Raspberry Kool Aid with flour!)
The trail ran up Amity Street towards the center of Amherst, but then after some short falses and meandering thru a housing complex, the trail made a left onto Fearing St. This street goes into the ZooMass campus near the SW towers. There was X here and we checked for trail for a coupla minutes. COV picked up the trail downhill towards the football stadium and the trail started going south on Univ. Drive back towards the SP. The pack eventually converged back at Rafters parking lot for the beer check and circle. Total length about two miles. " A hash can never be too short"
First order of business for the circle was to baptize the virgin, Frank, in beverage. I must say that although he came with a reputation as a premier home brewer and champion wine maker( not to mention his ciders), NFN Frank did the slowest wanking Down-Down that I have ever witnessed! Alas, he didn't spill a drop, but...
Next order of business was that since Hand Job had been a big time backslider because of her operatic committments, that she would have to make an offering to the down down gods.And she did! Her return also reintroduced the pack to our long lost Hashshit.
Speaking of the hashshit, the hashshit was bestowed on Flutterby for his recent spattering of backsliding ( defending the country from terrorists is no excuse - you backsliding HVH3 mainstay!)
Next on the hitlist was the FRB and the DFL. Lo' I was the beholder of cumming in DFL and COV was the days FRB.
After a few main stays and grilling the virgin ( His favorite barnyard animal? He asked if we wanted it's first name...) A horse. And admitting that he wouldn't necessarily get-off right away on a bus loaded with queers... We had a little religion then went on into Rafters for some NFL smorgasbord and refreshment.
Respectfully submitted:
Douglas J. Wedermeyer
Omega House
HVH3 Scribe
PS The Cave Hash: We talked about the virtues of doing the Cave Hash in January, as December can get kinda crazy and because hashing in a 50ish degree cave would be better than 4 feet of snow anyday. So, this will give us a little more time and we can plan it so it won't be on anybody's drill weekend, but I can't promise that some wankers might not be mobilised by then! Peace, Luv, out - your DD-214'd Scribe
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