HVH3 #61 Hash Trash
(The Hash Previously known as HVH3 #55)


Sunday, October 20, 2002, Umass Campus

Nothing like a little old Hash to warm you all up and give you that fuzzy glow that cums from slurping beer on a sunday!

Yep, we're talking about Happy Valley's 55th which was held on our old stomping grounds of U-Mass Amherst. The SP was at the Duck Pond and was hared by yours truly. I had been away all week and hadn't properly scouted a trail. And this was to be my first truly live haring. ( that's right, if you are familiar with how I run, then you too know I was screwed from the get go)

Hashers present included: Cainus Lickus, Comes On Vacation, Madame Flutterby, NFN Roy, NFN Kevin ( a virgin who was deflowered on this run) and NFN Ken, who showed briefly at the start.

I pleaded for an old man's cranium start of 15 minutes and was graciously given, what I later learned was twelve minutes. Hoorah. I went south along the path along the duck pond then wigged and wagged around buildings, stairwells, and lawns, past the ROTC Bldg, then zagged east towards Frat. Row. At that light I went North along the eastern edge of the duck pond and then proceeded towards the Campus Center. From there I went towards NE Campus and managed to mark a bit of HVH3 history by pointing out the SP of the First HVH3 Hash. From this direction the trail went towards the Mark Meadow School and finished a with abeer check in the parking lot for the Dorms in the NE Campus AO. At one point I was spotted by the gaining pack, but luckily the spotter was NFN Kevin, and for some reason I was able to make a quick getaway and even throw off he pack briefly with a couple of quick checks with short falsies.

I greeted the FRBs with some frosty cold ones and some Milky Way Bars. Flutterby was kind enuf to act the part of spiritual advisor and led the pack in some rousing Hash tune - age. We were going to name NFN Roy, but we got a good little beer buzzz going and forgot! I would have nominated the name: " Fun Guy" ( a reference to the crud he picked up at Wendell Hash No.3 this summer. That or "Don Cortizone"

After the Hash we proceeded to our home away from home and slurped good copius amounts of suds and chowed on the Harps finest chow. All in all, it was a pleasant way to spend a sunday afternoon, sipping suds with yer buds.

Cainus promises a "good lay" for Happy Valley's 56th on Sunday, November 2nd.
and BTW Cainus, my plans have changed and I won't be going away that weekend.

One more public service announcement: There will be a Halloween Party at The Charlemont Inn on Saturday Night the 26th. Dewey and I are going. There will be tunes provided by the Hilltones. There's no cover, costumes can get kinda outrageous in them thar Hilltowns, and there is a $100 prize for best costume as judged by the band members.

Anti - Cock
HVH3 Scribe

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