HVH3 #44 Hash Trash
(The Hash Previously known as HVH3 #42)
Heavy wet snow provided a real challenge to the hare -
Handjob - who met the challenge.. slipping, sliding
(and falling on her butt) she laid a great trail thru
slush and shiggy.
Hash was well attended - BlowMyPipes, MrHanky, Madame
FlutterBy, MLDoucheBag, Sphincter, PondScum and her
evil twin NFNLaura, CameOnVacation, CainusLickus, a
virgin Diana, et moi.
By the time the hash finished
at HJ's casa, our feet were soaked by the water
obstacles we traversed, and our clothes were also wet
from the continual snowfall. (But HJ provided lots of
socks and slippers for those who forgot to pack dry
clothes. -- MLDB has a pair of PINK knee socks which
we will look forward to seeing him wear on the next
hash.)
The circle was long and enjoyable. The hare was
trounced for the horrible conditions we all had to
endure -- particularly for NOT having a beer check;
instead, there was a WINE check. (Maybe in Litchfield
or Fairfield County, but NOT here!!) (and she didn't
even provide cheese!)
The hashsh*t award was transferred to BMP who deserved
it on principle alone. 'don't remember if there was a
real reason...
A naming round began for PondScum's evil twin sister,
NFNLaura. Since she had only been on 4 hashes, we
decided not to officially name her... but the group
did kick around the following ideas. -- No, Not That
Hole, The Other Hole, Little Slut on the Praire, and
Facial Creme (because she doesn't swallow) - (or maybe
that was to rename HJ... don't remember, was laughing
too hard...) there was also a fantasy of doing it in
an elevator... So if anyone can come up with a name
... your input is appreciated.
Our virgin, NFN Diana, was a good sport throughout the
hash and endured all the antics of the circle like a
true hasher.
After many songs and much rejoicing, most of the group
regrouped at The Hanger for GOOD beer and a large
plate of wings.
Who would know that such lousy weather would bring out
a large group and such a memorable hash?
Till next time...
ON-ON
Drippidik
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