HVH3 #37 Hash Trash
(The Hash Previously known as HVH3 #34.5)
BlowMyPipes hosted and hared the 34.5 hash of the
HappyValley H3... and he will probably be suffering a
hangover till Wed...
Fifteen (15) other hashers showed up to the hash --
MadameFlutterby, Mama'sLittleDoucheBag, MasterNater,
BigCahones, et moi represented the HVH3, but were
outnumbered by the visitors and backsliders --
SphincterScicle, Hawkeye, Anticock, PondScum,
ComesAlone, Wintoes, and NFN John & NFN Ed; and two
virgins, Ken and Margaret.
The trail was typical BMP -- a few streets, but mostly
in the woods, with plenty of off trail shiggy. The
beer check was next to a little waterfall, and no one
got lost. The only thing was, ... it was a dead trail
(which is not normal for BMP)....
The On-In Circle, back at BMP's abode, lasted WELL
over an hour. Led by our R.A., MF, we sang almost all
the songs we knew, and a few we hadn't heard before.
The hashsh*t was passed from Drippi to BMP; #1
-because he laid a dead trail, and #2 -for a POOR
(horrible) impersonation of the Back Street Boys (more
like the BackDoorBoys). BMP had cut his locks and
bleached the remaining hair follicles on his cranium.
(but BMP was feeling NO pain before the circle ever
ended)
Entertainment continued until dark (and after? (don't
know... I left at dusk)) We went thru 2 30-packs of
beer, a growler of really good stuff (thanks Cahones),
and the remains of a keg (thanks MLDB) -- BMP did
naked fire-jumping, and MF brought out the HashBible
(songbook) and we sang both the male and female
versions of Alluette, as well as many other songs, a
few I never heard before.
All in all, it was a hash to remember. Those of you
who missed it, missed a GREAT one.
If I've missed anything, I invite any others to please
add to these comments.
ON-ON,
Drippi
Next weekend looks dead. No one hashing... anyone
want to volunteer?
The next scheduled hash in the area is the first
weekend in October with the Hardfarts.
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