HVH3 #31 Hash Trash
(The Hash Previously known as HVH3 #29)
First off, please forward this to the Happy Valley group, I'm only a
member
of the Hartfart!
Happy Valley H3 29th!
Hare: Madame Flutterby
Start: Amherst Town Center
Start Time: 1700 (really 1730 it was a hash)
Weather (prior to start): Mostly Sh%tty, lighting, thunder, and mass
quanties of rain.
Hares away: The Hash Gods smiled and the rain stopped....perfect hashing
weather.
Pack: Sphincter Sicle, Canius Lickus, No Name Karri
Late Cummers: Young Flesh, Fecal Trail, No Name Colin
Trail: Since the pack was very small, the rain had washed away the last
half of MF's trail (whining), and by vote, an abreviated trail was run.
The
trail took us on a one mile loop though the town center, visiting the old
folks home in route (we think Drippi may have checked in since he wasn't
at
the hash). Following the loop On-In was set at the Amherst Brewing
Company.
Young Flesh felt the trail was too short, so she ran by us sitting on
the
patio drinking beers. Fecal Trail short cutted but managed to find the
on-in. After the "on-in" the pack again voted to continue to the
originally
planned "on-in" by means of Auto Hashing.
All of us headed (who said) to our cars and followed MF to the U-Mass
Atheletic Complex parking lot where a cirle was held.
Down Downs:
Hare: MF (average score 2.69 approx)
Virgins: No Name Kerri ("eric made her cum")
No Name Colin ("he came on a GreyHound")
Hashit: Since Doche Bagg wasn't there, Young Flesh was the honorary
Hashit,
since she was over achieving and ran by the "on-in".
FRB/LBI: Sphincter Sicle, Young Flesh (Canius Lickus, and Fecal joined in
since they were thirsty and hadn't had a down down)
Three Hash songs were sang by all, led by MF:
Hash days of the Week
Yogi Bear
Chicago
Swing Lo conclude the circle, and the pack departed for Rafters. At
rafters
fine food and beverages awaited. We alaweted (No Name Kerri), which the
bartender and waiteresses found amusing so they bought us a pitcher of
beer.....good bar in my book! Doche Bag met the hash at Rafters, and
joined
us for a couple of rounds. He had to work during the storm (or so he
said)!
At about 2130 the feasting was done, and the hash finally ended. A good
time was had by all!
The big question of the night: Does Happy Valley really have that many
wanker "fair weather hashers"? Why were there more Hartfarts than Happy
Valley Hashers? Why is Sphincter writing the Hash Trash?
On-On
Sphincter Sicle
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