Happy Valley #114
"Where are the hounds"

March 26th, 2005

Hare: Comes On Vacation

Happy Valley Hashers: Anti-Cock, Cainus Lickus, Spred'em, Yeasty Boy, and Yeast Injecter.
Virgin: Hussein + Hash hounds

Halve Meins: Peace o' Chum, The Hasher Formerly Known As Don, a.k.a."Pig F#cker",
Willie Wanker, and La La the Hostage Hound.

Hardfarts: Super Chicken

Worcester: Blackhole, Cums Halfway, Minute Dick.
Virgins: Just Jonathan, Just Nate, Just Shuhui

The pack assembled a little before 1400Hrs on the outside deck of McCarthy's Irish Pub at the north end of Belchertown Common to bask in the warm sun and luxuriate in the cool Guiness on draught. At about 1400HRs we ambled south to the parking lot just beyond the quintessential New England Common G.A.R. statue and Gazebo.

We circled up and did introductions. After explaining todays hash marks to the virgins and to the rest of the pack; the hare axed for a ten minute cranium start. Away she ran but was soon back to pick up candy, and away she ran again. Cainus Lickus led the pack in a raucous rendition of Father Abraham which drew some curious stares from the Zombies exiting the strategically located liqour store a few feet away.

The pack began hashing at about 1440HRs. We followed trail north easterly behind the church and then swung counter clockwise around the north end of the common. Trail proceeded north on Rte 202 for about two blocks before it turned left and headed west. Trail then went across a slightly snow covered orchard that was clearly marked "No Trespassing", not really having any long tresses we proceeded across the fields and onto some assfault that led southwesterly and across some train tracks. Once across the tracks, trail led onto the grounds of the abandoned Belchertown State Mental Hospital. Shouts of "Beer Here" by the FRBs guided those towards the rear there.

I forgot to mention that as well as chalk and flour, trail was marked by those little Easter eggs of chocolate wrapped in foil. At the Beer check were cans of Rolling Rock and Budweiser and lots of those little chocolate easter eggs. Soon enough, On On was called and away the FRBs went.

Trail led North westerly out towards the farm fields that used to be used by the hospital. However, some FRBs blundered past trail marks and somehow found the prelaid "In Trail" and followed that instead of the "True Trail". Some hashers heard the pack calling and came back to true trail but Yeast Injecter, and Just Jonathan and Just Hussein ran trail in reverse.

Trail ran west thru some big fields along assfault, and then led south on what was to become a long back check designed to punish the FRBs. Trail then swung west and north to the second beercheck located at a softball field near the railroad tracks. The three who ran trail in reverse found the BN sign but could not locate the beer. It was located about 8 feet from the BN in a white plastic bag in a small pile of snow. It was so obvious, it was invisible.[ I went by it about 4 times, looked right at the spot and didn't detect it either]

After awhile, On On was again called and the pack took the trail that Yeasty Boy, Yeast Injector and Just Jonathan had taken in. Peace o' Chum, La La, and myself swept trail by taking the assfault back, but somehow, Yeasty Boy, Comes Halfway, Just Shuhui, Willie Wanker, and Minute Dick missed trail somewhere. I never did hear exactly what caused the Charlie Foxtrot but it sounded something like a local civilian mixed them up by giving them false information. Cums Halfway and Just Shuhui ended up at the Stop & Shop on Rte 9 and then circled back a long way to the End Point.

The end of the trail was at the church just off the common. Eventually all the missing hashers turned up.

First in the circle was the hare. Trail was given an overall rating of 6.9. Comments included: Not enough virgins, not enough mud, not enough chocolate, and shitty trail. In honor of her accomplishments the pack sang her the "Ess Ach Eye, Tee Tee Why? Tee Are Aye Eye El" song.

Next order of business was Virgins in the circle. Just Shuhui was made to cum by Toby, eraah, Cums Halfway, which once said got him in the circle for a down down. JustJonathan was also made to cum by Cums Halfway. Just Nate was made to cum by Blackhole. Just Hussein was made to cum by "Spread Legs" which drew a chuckle from the pack but was an honest "oops". One of the virgins had a hat in circle but I don't think was made to pay for that indiscretion. The virgins were sung that song that goes something like this, " Heres to the Virgins they're true blue, they are Hashers thru and thru, they're PissPots so they say..."
Next up were visitors. Song sung was, "Publicly Pissed On".
Violaters were: NFN Hussein - Using technology on trail to record running times. Also three hashers for wearing the same Buffett III shirt, Blackhole, Cums Halfway and Anti-Cock.
The hashit nominations were: Cainus Lickus nominated Comes On Vacation for such a shitty trail. Yeasty Boy nominated Anti-Cock for some trumped up charge. After multiple rounds of fixed voting, I was awarded the hashshit. The pack sang some songs I forgot to record and CL and I both did hashshit down downs to properly cleanse the vessel.

After hash religion and hash announcements the pack retired to McCarthys for refreshments and such.

Hash announcements: The HVH3 is probably changing the date of Buffett IV to July 8, 9, 10. It'll depend on availability of the site.
The Halve Minds are holding NURD '05 on May 13, 14, 15.
Next HVH3 hash will be in April 23 hare will be Spread'em.

Thanks to all who participated in this hash and to all the visitors. It was really nice to see all the Worcester Hashers again as well as Super Chicken and the Halve Meins. Virgins, we hope to see you again soon!

HVH3 Scribe,
Anti-Cock

ps Happy Easter!