Happy Valley Hash No. 107/BH3 Fall Foliage F*Up
23 OCT 04
1400HRs or so...
Hares: Friar F#ck & Shine On Harvard Moon ( Boston H3 )
Hounds: Anti-Cock, Cainus Lickus, Cajonas, Comes On Vacation,
Dewey Do Me!, four virgins supplied by Cajonas, and the trusty
hash hounds, Zuni, Scruffy, and Ellie May.
Start: Some place in Callahan State Forest near Framingham.
The hash trail was long and thirsty. It wound it's way up and
down and all around said forest, but OOps, I should mention the
start. The start was pre-empted by a quick assemblage of the Crack
House Harriers. Mtg over we soon returned to the start circle
for some Father Birmingham led by BH3 Ra, Puff 'N Stuff. With
fine brews in hand we did introductions. There were about 40 hashers
present. The HVH3 was well represented especially by the dignified
pack of well instructed virgins brought (kidnapped?) by Cajonas.
The start of the trail was a little bit of, shall we use some
army terminology here, lets say it was a bit of a "Charlie
Foxtrot." FRBs became DFLs and walkers became part of the
pack. But within a few miles it all got sorted out, sort of. We
ran along a dike, versus running amongst them in NoHo, and then
on into woodsy trails and such. Mile after mile it became apparent
that our earlier brew buzzes were going to wear off way before
the beer check. Eventually a BN was sighted and we were pleased
to find a 1/4 keg, but not enuf cups to properly quaff our fill.
The Halve Mein Contingent did a rousing rendition of some Beatles
song with new lyrics which was honestly one of the funniest hash
songs I've heard in awhile. What was it you ask? - I don't know,
we was drinkin!
We eventually made our way to the On In where the circle was conducted.
The on in was in some Podunk bar that was expecting 20 or so well
behaved hashers. 40 loud and experienced hashers is what they
got. Our welcome wore thin real quick. The usual antics were observed,
then dinner was served to 20 hashers. Except there were 40 hashers,
so that didn't work either. Anti-Cock invited the Halve Meins
and HVH3 contingent back to Wendell for some munchies, beer and
hot tub. So we did. But directions are kinda confusing when yer
getting properly lubed, so the ride home was kinda interesting.
We eventually made it and continued the antics until about 2 A.M.
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, and then we drank some more.
Anti-Cock
HVH3 Scribe.
Anti-Cock
HVH3 Scribble
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